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Published on September 4, 2007I can't believe that I was asked to write about movies. I have never been asked to do anything like this before. I wasn't too sure what I should write about so I thought that it would be good to tell you about my three favorite actors in the world.
My first favorite actor is Jesse 'The Body' Ventura. He was really really good in the Running Man when he played Captain Freedom a legendary, fan favorite, stalker that comes out of retirement to catch the elusive, convict, runner, Ben Richards, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. He doesn't catch him, but he was really good. In the movie, Predator, he was great. He played a commando named Blain who had to rescue downed airmen from geurillas in the Central American jungle, but then gets hunted down by an alien predator. He was really, really great and seemed really real. He even had the great lines of "You lose it here and you're in a world of hurt and when he is told by another commando that he is bleeding, he shows his toughness when he responds with another great line, "I ain't got time to bleed. He can control the screen as he could control the crowd like when he teamed up with tag team partner, the late, Adrian Adonis as the The East West Connection,or in his WWF feuds of the early 80's with the immortal Hulk Hogan and Ivan Putski.
My second favorite actor is Rowdy Roddy Piper. In all of his films his characters are both tough and funny at the same time. This can be seen in the movie, They Live. Roddy played the character Nada and was tough and funny all the way through. His fight scenes are all great. The back alley fight to make Frank put on the special sunglasses in the film is really, really good. He even gave Frank a suplex! It was great. In the post apocalyptic movie, Hell Comes To Frogtown, Roddy Piper plays Sam Hell. Sam has to rescue fertile women from their mutant, froglike captor, Squidlips. In this film, he gives his best movie line ever, I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I am all out of bubblegum!" I love that line. He was tough and fearless like when he had his great, longrunning feud with Huk Hogan. When Roddy faced Mr. T and Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania I, he wasn't scared of them. He had confidence and was fearless. Same thing goes for when he faced Mr. T, in a boxing, match at Wrestlemania II. My favortie Rowdy Roddy Piper match ever was when he faced, and eventually pinned by, the legendary Bret 'The Hitman' Hart at Wrestlemania VIII. Roddy is great.
My third favorite actor is Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. He was great in the action movies The Rundown and Walking Tall and was able to play a funny character in Be Cool. In The Rundown, Dwayne Johnson plays, Beck, a bounty hunter who is hired to retrieve a mob boss's son. It has a lot of great action and fight scenes. In the movie, Walking Tall, Dwayne plays, Chris Vaughn, a soldier who returns home to found that his hometown is run by crooked mobsters. Dwayne's character becomes the town sheriff, he arms himself with a 4 by 4 and cleans up the town. He has a lot of great fight scenes. In the movie, Be Cool, Dwayne plays the gay bodyguard to a sleazy music producer and is hilarious. He is tough and sensitive at the same time and steals the whole movie. It was just like when Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson was in the Nation of Domination and stole it from Ron 'Farooq' Simmons. I would love to see Dwayne Johnson play a bad guy in a film. I think that he would be great at it. Like when he faced Mick Foley in their famous "I quit" match. He was cold and didn't care about Mick's wife and children, who were crying, in the front row. He just kept beating on Mick. He had Mick's hands handcuffed behind his back and gave him seven charishots! Seven! It was great! I wish Mick Foley would start doing movies.
Bill
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