EXCLUSIVE: General Patton Endorses Indiana Jones

"I’m General George Patton. I’m here to talk to you about very important things. First, there’s a movie coming out May 23 called Postal. Don’t go and see it. It’s a piece of s%#*! Go to Indiana Jones on that weekend. It’s a better movie! Harrison Ford is in it, Steven Spielberg did it, you know, not that f&%!ing idiot Uwe Boll. It’s not Verne Troyer running around and f&%!ing Dave Foley naked. No! Harrison Ford. Go for him!" - Uwe Boll

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