Published on April 9th, 2008 - 5:52 pm
New York Magazine has posted an article about Uwe Boll's video responce to the online petition trying to stop him from ever making another film.
"He promises that his upcoming film Postal will be "way better than all that social-critic George Clooney bullshit that you get every fucking weekend." Sounds pretty good to us"
Read the full article here.
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xavski said on April 11th, 2008:
ahaha, We know That Michael bay is a twat, but i would rather sit through his shit films than a Uwe Boll one....Genius my arse!
OgreVI said on April 11th, 2008:
Actually, I have to agree that he's better than Michael Bay. Or less aggravating, anyway.
tangerinemilk said on April 11th, 2008:
Not only does he think he's a genius, but he thinks he's the -only- genius in the business? I don't believe it. I think he knows exactly how bad he is and is just having a laugh. Still, I want him to stop making movies.
whcgonzo said on April 11th, 2008:
Hey, Uwe, how about if I can take you out in a three, 5-minute round match (MMA rules), you stop assaulting us with your movies?
You took on critics, how about Bloggers?
Me and you, biatch!
chancery stone said on April 11th, 2008:
I'm with you, Uwe - you tell 'em!
Anim8me2 said on April 11th, 2008:
I'm sorry, once you start referring to yourself as a genius everyone knows you are an asshat.
I would prefer something with social commentary any day of the week.
rainier said on April 12th, 2008:
Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you a great artist. It makes you a confused little man.
This right here is a bad example of viral marketing, he's trying too hard.
jmmtn4aj said on April 12th, 2008:
Hahaha what a fucking retard. This guy needs a fucking PR guy fucking stat!
DoomHamster said on April 12th, 2008:
Hahaha, he does have a point there. I'm sick of all the 'social' commentary that hollywood churns out. He has my vote ^_^
Lance Watchdog said on April 13th, 2008:
Oh People, don't be so harsh with this poor Dr. Boll guy. Finally this video brings to proof that he suffers from some mental disorder, and your (hopefully) well education should tell you not to blame such a poor person for his speech, behavior and work. Just be politely and helpful to him: ignore him and his work, don't push his illness by feeding it !
I guess, just completely ignoring him will help to stop him, just be wise !
cf-105 said on April 14th, 2008:
Oh sure your a real genius.
Trust me, James Cameron is a fucking Genius.
You sir are nothing more than a complete hack.
Ed Wood has 500 times the talent you have Dr.Boll.
Just wait for Battle Angel from James Cameron, and HE WILL SHOW YOU how to make a movie. Look at his track record, he has NEVER made a flop, something you can't attest to.
Cameron has done Terminator 1 and 2, True Lies, The Abyss, Aliens and also a movie called Titanic. You might have heard of the last one, so far NO MOVIE SINCE has beaten it for total box office sales. Star Wars Revenge of the Sith came close but not quite there.
Hell when adjusted for inflation George Lucas has everyone beat with Star Wars back in 1977.
Dr.Boll, seek help, your not a genius. Your films are far from even being remotely watchable let alone entertaining.
jconnors24 said on May 3rd, 2008:
are you kidding me... are you seriously calling out Michael Bay?? He and his movies made more money before he was 30 then your old no talent ass has made in general. And do you know why he has, BECAUSE HE MAKES GOOD MOVIES. i took him 3 movies to reach a BILLION, do you even know how to make a movie that can make 1/4 of that. And what makes it even worse, is its not all your fault. Who are the fucking idiots who keep giving you money to make these pieces of shit. Why do video game companies keep giving up the licenses to games for you to ruin them in movies.... i dont know if you know... but ill give you a run down of your shit.
BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007) - Fucking horrible, you couldnt even hold on to the one thing you had going for you... Kristanna Loken, but im sure you almost ruined her career.
Postal (2007) i shouldnt even have to say how fucking ridiculous this is. 45,000 on a prop.... that is shown for 2 seconds... real genious in that
Seed (2007)... hold on.. wait for it... HAHAHA
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) im still wondering how you got the talent IN this movie... the must of never known you were apart of it. Theatres didnt even want to show it... thats just bad
BloodRayne (2005) Ruined Kristanna Loken
Alone in the Dark (2005) you know what you did, and didnt do here.... you DID waste Money, and you DIDNT make a good movie
House of the Dead (2003) THE WORST FUCKING MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU PUT SCENES FROM THE GAME AS TRANSITIONS... ARE YOU KIDDING ME! YOU TRIED TO DO EFFECTS FROM THE MATRIX...( WRAP AROUND CAMERA IN MID AIR).... BUT IT DIDNT MAKE ANY SENSE AND MADE YOU WATCH AND GO... WHAT!! HOW CAN YOU DO THAT AND EVEN THINK YOU CAN TALK ANY SHIT ABOUT MICHAEL BAY. THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE WAS CLINT HOWARD...
this itself shows how much of a fucking waste of time and money you are.
Oh and yeah... im with the MMA quote.. I too would like to take part in that, so i can stick your head farther up your ass then it already is
Redskull said on May 27th, 2008:
Good lord, I heard about him and how cocky he was before, but this takes the cake.
To Boll: You are not a genius. Ever movie that I have seen that you directed was shit in the ultimate extreme. Where did you get your actors? Retards held back in middle school drama club?
As for your effects, give me a fucking break, I saw your joke called 'Aztec Rex" or some other bullshit like that and I laughghed through the entire goddamn movie, which was riddled with shit action, inconsistancies, and inaccuracies.
SO: Are you really just making comedies, or are you truely serious that you thing this horseshit is worth the time and money put into it?
Making something as blatantly racist as Postal ain't gonna help your career pal. The movie so far looks like someone opened a film tin, shat in that, passed it around for other people to shit in and then tried to play it. UTTER SHIT.
PS( the petition you are referring to is already 1/4 full bitch)