Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

By Richard Lawson
Defamer

Have you heard the tragic tale of the Boy With the Yellow Rose, the teen who was swatted

away by Megan Fox as he tried to hand her a flower? Well now the hunt is on to find the lad.

A kindly major international corporation called Kodak (they make portraiture devices) has intervened and offered REWARD MONEY for the identity of the would-be swain:

"Kodak will offer $5,000 to the first person who can provide verifiable information that enables Kodak to make this connection happen. Kodak will also cover travel costs for the young man and his family to help allow destiny to take its course, and provide cameras for him to capture the moment."

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